Expectations and Reality comedy incidents

In expectation i want to go with my friends to have some drink and to get chilled hoping that they will pay money. . . . . .
But in reality i go with my friends i pays money and takes two showers from my friends ,i think u didn't understand about the shower its nothing but vomtings after they drunk lol. . . . . .

In expectation by seeing videos in youtube i think i can earn lot of money by sitting at home. . .
But in reality when i get into action its like getting duck out to a first ball in the cricket match. . . . . .
In expectation i want to propose to my girlfriend in a way so that she can never leave me. . .
In reality rather than proposing i ask something that i want hoping she will give me wat i want, but she gives slap rather than wat i want lol. . . .
In expectation i think that i can pay my mobile bill online on the lost day with no trouble. . . .
But in reality that one day it appears that website will not open its true believe it happened so many times. . .
In expectation i want to impress girls by doing stunts on the road. . . .
But in reality i don't even get chance to do it, because i get stuck in traffic or get caught by traffic police lol. . .
In expectation i drink more that i can't get caught to my mom
But in reality i get caught to my mom lol. . . .
So friends in reality we are not getting wat we want, so dreams have no cost, nothing. So sleep well and dream big. So that we can become happy in our sleep rather than reality.